Has anyone tried the 7 steps to getting away with cheating from the new maxim?

how does it work. apparently what i've been doing doesn't work at allHas anyone tried the 7 steps to getting away with cheating from the new maxim?
I find everyone keeps falling on the first and second step.Has anyone tried the 7 steps to getting away with cheating from the new maxim?
If you REALLY want to get away with cheating:





Cheat with SANE married people. They will never, ever tell.


Never, ever brag to anyone, no matter how great it is. Loose lips sink ships.


Email, text or call your lover as little as possible and always, always delete the evidence. If these things go on a mutual bill, take over paying it and monitoring it to be ';a nice guy';.


Always be on time for EVERYthing with your spouse, being late or not showing up raises suspicions.


Keep the same soap and other bathing products as you use at home handy. Wash up before coming home. Nothing tips them off like smelling different.


Do not change your appearance, lose weight or start having more or less sex with your spouse than usual....any change is suspicious.


Don't get caught, period.
Wow... can't believe you haven't caught some disease and your d*G7 hasn't fallen off.





YOU WILL GET CAUGHT ... and you think your a sly a$$ right now but you will cheat on the wrong girl and your life will be over!!! Ever heard of LORAINNA BOBBIT!!?? She didn't get famous for nothing. Cutting off your _ - - - could be some other woman's solution to getting rid of your prized possession!





Haven't you heard the saying,,, what comes around goes around!?
I just told my wife there's no point in lying anymore, let's just be honest when we take a new girlfriend.


The bonus is now we're open to the possibility of having the same girlfriend.
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